Ever since the first caveman lifted a rock and noticed how by repeatedly lifting it he could increase his strength – we know this from certain sources – humanity has been on the hunt for the latest fitness gear. Ideally, one that could give you a six-pack overnight, make you strong as an ox in just a day, or make you lose a bazillion pounds. In reality things look quite different so we’ve rounded up the following weird fitness gear and what to buy instead.
Weird Gym Gear #1 Shake Weight
The weight that does almost nothing. PT don’t recommend it. It was a good marketing scheme and only that.
What to buy instead ⬇
BalanceFrom Rubber Coated Hex Dumbbell
You get super sturdy with a rubbery coat, so no slipping and sliding. And they come in different weights, so you can level up your gainz game, one rep at a time. Time to flex and Netflix, amirite?
Neoprene Dumbbell Sets with Rack
Covered in that soft neoprene they’re all comfy to grip and won’t mess up your mani. Plus, they’re not an eyesore. Perfect for when you want to get fit and still look fab doing it. Say hello to your new workout crush!
FEIERDUN Adjustable Dumbbells
Decision-making is overrated, right? These dumbbells are like, “Why choose?” They’re adjustable AND can turn into kettlebells. So, whether you’re into curls or kettlebell swings, these babies got you covered. Stay versatile!
FLYBIRD Adjustable Dumbbells
So, you know those times when you want to lift weights, but you’re too lazy to go to the gym? Enter these adjustable dumbbells. They’re like a whole gym in one pair, and the anti-slip design is a game-changer. No more dropping weights on your toes! You’re welcome.
Bala Weights
When you’re all about that athleisure life, these adjustable wearable weights are where it’s at. You can strut your stuff, take a stroll, or even do a quick workout with these chic adjustable weights that speak to the minimalist crowd.
Weird Gym Gear #2 Ab roller
At most these could give you a bad back. For your abs to show you need to lose that subcutaneous fat and voila, visible abs. This can’t do that.
What to buy instead ⬇
Vinsguir Ab Roller for Killer Abs
Ready to sculpt those abs? This ab roller is like your secret weapon for killer core strength. It’s got your back (or your abs, rather) with those comfy knee pads and a smooth rollin’ action.
Readaeer Abdominal Exercise Wheel
Meet your new partner in ab-crime! This exercise wheel is like, super simple but oh-so-effective. Plus, it’s lightweight and easy to store. A win-win for your workout space and your bod!
Weird Gym Gear #3 VIPR TUBES
We know the reviews are kinda ok with this one but people don’t seem to get used to it. Plus, if you have a smaller frame it would be tougher to master it. Stick to the tried and tested ways of adding weight to your workout, some of them featured below.
What to buy instead ⬇
Yes4All Sandbags
They’re tough, colorful, and ready to help you unleash your inner beast mode. Whether you’re lifting, slamming, or tossing them around, these sandbags are your ticket to a next-level workout.
Ludus Imperium Strongman Sandbags for CrossFit Heroes
Designed for the strong, they’re perfect for all your lifting and carrying dreams. With these sandbags, you’ll be CrossFit royalty in no time. Time to crush those WODs!
ProSource Medicine Ball
If you’re all about that full-body workout life, this medicine ball is your new BFF. With its textured surface and different weights, it’s like the Swiss Army knife of fitness gear. From squats to wall balls, this ball’s got you covered.
Ultimate Massage Lacrosse Balls for Recovery Heaven
Self-care meets fitness with these massage lacrosse balls. Perfect for relieving muscle tension and improving flexibility, they’re a must-have for every fitness enthusiast.
Weird Gym Gear #4 Ab belts
These are kinda cool if you already have a visible sixpack, otherwise all they do is strengthen your abdominal muscles but that won’t make them visible.
What to buy instead ⬇
FLYBIRD Adjustable Workout Bench
It’s like a gym in your home, minus the gym membership fees. With multiple positions for all your pressing, lifting, and crunching needs, it’s time to turn your home into a fitness haven.
LifePro Multipurpose Roman Chair
Looking for that secret weapon to build a strong core? This Roman chair is like the ultimate core-building wizardry. Whether you’re into hyperextensions or just want to make planks your secret move.
Weird Gym Gear #5 Core twister
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Deluxe Core
Leveling up your core game while leveling up in your favorite mobile games is now possible. Just pop your phone into this bad boy, follow along with the free app, and let the games begin! No more boring planks for sure!
Weird Gym Gear #6 ChopFit
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Amazon Basics Enamel-Coated Kettlebell
Whether you’re into swings, squats, or Turkish get-ups, this kettlebell is up to the task. It’s simple, it’s durable, and it’s cheap.
Yes4All Powder-Coated Cast Iron Kettlebells
If you’re all about that kettlebell life, these Yes4All kettlebells are like the OGs of strength training. Made from tough cast iron with a powder-coated finish, they’re here to help you crush your workouts. With various weight options, you can start where you’re comfortable and work your way up.
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MERACH Rowing Machine
Whether you’re a newbie looking to get your heart rate up or a seasoned pro chasing those gains, this might be it. Plus, most of them come with fancy tech features that sync up with your favorite fitness apps. Say goodbye to boring cardio and hello to rowing your way to a fitter you! And the best part? You can do it all from the comfort of your own home. No gym membership, no judgmental stares, just you and your rowing machine.
Pilates Bar Kit with Resistance Bands
At the other end of the spectrum we have this Pilates kit that is sure to tone every inch of your body in a whole different way than you’re used to. If you prefer to skimp on hard cardio or weight for now, this is a great way to start your fitness journey.
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