Tacky Toes Oddities – 15 Weird Socks For The Cold Season

At the office, at home, at parties, we can think of a million instances where a statement pair of socks can be on the menu. But what about weird socks, the socks that are for the selected few? And we’re talking about chicken leg prints, steak, or even magnetic hands. When is it ok to wear them, outside of the comfort of your own home?

1. Shut the duck up

weird socks: Shut the duck up
A sock that is appropriate for all seasons. It’s funny, it’s wearable in a lot of social situations and they could even work as a gift. Add to cart, m’kay?

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2. Sandal socks

Sandal socks
Generations upon generations from all around the world had to deal with the infamous fashion trend that seems to grapple dads of a certain age: the sock and sandal combo. We now present you the 2.0 version of that, the sock and sandals sock, no need to worry about wearing sandals.

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3. Fishy feet

Fishy feet


Admit it, you snort laughed when you read the name but credit where credit is due, this is the brand’s name. These socks are weirdly cute and that split toe look makes them look darn cute.

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4. Crocodile knit socks

weird socks: Crocodile knit socks


Or the kind of stuff you might home over at spending a weekend at grandma’s. Perfect for lounging on the sofa or for a long house cleanup sesh, you make the pick.

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5. Kawaii embroidered socks

Kawaii embroidered socks
The epitome of “business in the front, party in the back.” If you need some fun socks that look the part only when you lift your pants a tad bit, these are that. Not only that, but the reviewers are impressed by their quality as well, which is rare for this price tag.

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6. Emotions socks

Emotions socks
Weird gang alert! A sock for every day, a sock for every emotion. Use these to signal those around you if it’s safe to approach you or wear them just or fun, we won’t tell.

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7. Magnetic holding hands socks

Magnetic holding hands socks
We have no idea who launched this trend first but these socks seem to be everywhere, in all colors and print combos. And they’re versatile, too. You could wear them yourself or you could get a set for your bestie/wife/kids, whatever, and slowly see how the little hands interconnect. Magic, I tell ya!

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8. Burger socks box

Burger socks box
Scientists have called, apparently wearing fast food-related socks doesn’t impact your calorie intake at all so run, don’t walk, and grab these. They’re the perfect gift for that foodie in your life.

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9. Chicken feet socks

Chicken feet socks


We absolutely adore these! Another design that has been trending for a while now, you might have seen them in those chicken legs gym memes, hilariously funny every single one of them.

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10. Sushi socks box

Sushi socks box
The socks that look quite serious that is unless you are unaware of the backstory. These sushi boxes could fool a ton of people if they stumbled across in a dark kitchen when the midnight munchies kicked in. Gives a whole new meaning to the old expression “putting a sock in it.”

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11. Pizza socks box

Pizza socks box
From the same company as the burger socks box, we have the pizza socks. Where do you stand in the whole pizza vs burger battle? Choose your team wisely, you will catch yourself looking at your feet quite a lot. Make it a delicious peek.

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12. Big dill socks

Big dill socks
This will forever crown you as the king of puns, no matter who you share your house with. It’s fun, it’s a bit weird, it’s the perfect guy for all the pickle lovers out there.

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13. A can of roughness

weird socks whoop ass
The famous can of whoop ass scene from “Waterboy” starring Adam Sandler goes so well with these socks. Establish yourself as a tough one by putting these big boy socks on.

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14. Steak socks

weird socks steaks
Another meaty treat, this time as a full-on sock. Yeah, it’s out there but you landed on this page because you were googling “weird socks”, you had to expect to see stuff like this. They’re unisex, breathable, and a good antidote to the boring white socks.

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15. Cat socks

weird socks cat
We’ve gone through quite a lot of pictures in the reviews section and the verdict is in: you can’t wear these weird socks without being the center of attention, they look so realistic!

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Well, that’s all for weird socks for the winter season. Hope you’ve enjoyed them and maybe you’re already waiting for a pair or two to arrive as we speak, eh :)?

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