Every dog owner wants the best for his furry companion and these weird dog products on Amazon do just that, they fix a problem despite how odd they might sound at first. Are you planning a chillaxing afternoon on the couch with some beer and a pizza? Grab some beer for your doggo, Amazon has it. Feel like your dog needs a small makeover? Amazon sells nail polish that’s easy breezy to apply.
Bubbletastic Bacon Bubble Machine
An insanely popular product, this bubble machine seems to be a fan favorite, especially for those who have a backyard. Small advice though, buy this only if you know your dog is cray cray for bubbles otherwise it will get zero reaction. Some dogs are not big on running around after bubbles and that’s totally ok.
In their own words: “Works well. My dog was afraid of the noise it makes, which is not loud AT ALL. He’s just afraid of everything. Eventually he was attacking the bubbles as expected.”
PUFF-N-FLUFF Dog Dryer
Getting a dog to take a bath is hard enough, now you want me to cram him into this portable hair salon? There’s ZERO chances of that happening! Plus, you also have to keep him on the floor, without rolling or scratching or sniffing his butt. We get it, the drying part is just as time consuming but this just doesn’t do it.
In their own words: “I’m not too crazy about this product. It dries the back, but I would not recommend for dogs with thick leg hair like my cocker spaniel. Since the legs stick out of the holes, they remain wet.”
Dog Wigs
This product has just one purpose: pure entertainment. Put this foxy wig on your dog, take a few snaps and laugh uncontrollably every time you stumble onto that photo. Ok, the next stop would be to sign her up on PawMates or whatever dating app you fancy.
In their own words: “Super cute dog wig! Easy to put on and it stays! Very pleased with this purchase and would definitely buy again”.
Fence Bubble Window
At first this might strike you as insanely odd but once you read the reviews or check for feedback online you will see dogs end up loving having a window to the outside world. There’s a lot of TikToks on this subject as well, it really seems to work, especially with hyper-active, barking-type dogs.
In their own words: “These things rock. Solved our dog barking issue immediately. Now he can scope out and watch everyone walking down the side of the fence. And not go into “bark like crazy at the invaders” we were going through before.”
Bowser Beer for Dogs
An alcohol-free beer that tastes like beef, chicken or pork aka Beefy Brown Ale, Cock-A-Doodle Brew, Porky Pug Porter. Apparently malt barley does wonders for their coats while glucosamine is great for joints.
In their own words: “Bailey loves this stuff! I could feed her a bowl full of dirt as long as it is saturated in Bowser Beer.”
Pawdicure Pen
The Warren London Pawdicure Dog Nail Polish Pen is a toxic-free, odorless and quick drying pen for the pedicure every dog asked for #ornot. Available in a ton of colors, It also looks great on black nails but they do recommend adding a white coat first just to be sure. Feeling fancy? Browse through their reviews and get inspo for random nail art you could try: dots, lines, whatever you fancy.
In their own words: “While I did love the color, the pen itself is harder to use. It does dry quick though”.
Furhaven Snack Slinger Treat Dispenser
Tired of having to slide your hand into the treat pouch every time you want to reward your dog? This treat gun is the answer, and to be honest, we never thought this thing even existed but it kinda makes sense.
In their own words: “Honestly my dogs were terrified of this at first BUT once they realized it was flinging treats, they warmed up to it. Makes it entertaining for me to shoot treats from across the room haha. You do need to be careful the size of treats to load as it only takes small training treats. Would buy as a gift for a fellow pet lover.”
So if you have a pet that’s rather sensitive to loud noise just start slow and allow him to see something good comes up after that bang.
Vansky 51 LED Blacklight Pet Urine Detector
Aaaand, we have this. An UV urine detector for when you know your dog might have had an accident indoors but can’t figure out where. From dealing with separation anxiety to having a new pet and just wanting to be extra sure you’ve covered all bases, this flashlight seems to work insanely well. Be careful though, it will show everything!
In their own words: “It shows stains and stuff SO well. Too well tbh lol looking at my apartment with this makes me want to mega deep clean every surface. Even the walls.”
LickiMat
Licky mats are all the rave now, they make everything so much easier. Brushing, bathtime, nail trimming, checking for ticks, all these tasks make some dogs uneasy which complicates things a LOT. Just put this baby on a wall, spread your dog’s favorite snack on it – PB, yogurt, liver pate, whatever – and you can continue doing what you wanted to do, your dog will be busy licking away.
In their own words: “ I thought these were going to be good, but they were better.”
Pet Umbrella Leash
A genius product with some design flaws but for some it seems to do the job. The usability of this umbrella leash depends on your height as well, since it’s not customizable and it works only for smaller breeds. If your dog is skittish you have to be super patient and allow him to get used to the umbrella but some dogs don’t seem to come around, they just don’t like having the umbrella above them.
In their own words: “Easy to assemble. Withstand wind well enough as well.
PET ARENA Adjustable Snuffle Mat for Dogs
Similar to the LickiMat, this one will soon become your go-to toy of choice for those moments when you want to keep your dog entertained and happy. After the fun is over just use the drawstring to shrink it down. Its machine washable and durable enough so it lasts well.
In their own words: “Great way to keep my puppy busy!! I throw either his kibble or a handful of treats in the mat and he loves to sniff around and find them. Wish I’d gotten it sooner!”
Dog Chew Toys for Aggressive Chewers
Looking for inappropriate dog toys? Look no more! This rubber bone seems to be a crowd favorite. It’s cheap, beef-flavored – though we don’t know for how long – and guaranteed to make your guests or other people at the dog park take a second, third, forth … look.
In their own words: “Very odd looking toy… However, one of the few toys that’s still standing against a 1 year old Labrador.”
WEOK Heartbeat Puppy Toy
As odd as this might sound, there’s a market for it and it seems to work really well. A mat with a built-in heartbeat simulator that comes in handy if you have a new pup. It cuts down on anxiety, it’s great for car rides and it’s pretty durable.
In their own words: “My daughter got a miniature dachshund puppy and is crate training….this is a GAME CHANGER! He laid right down and slept on it! Get some AAA batteries to have on hand, because you are going to use this a LOT!!”
People are spoiling their dogs like never before and why shouldn’t they? Dogs keep us company, they make us laugh with their goofy faces and daily shenanigans and this is just the tip of the iceberg. So if you feel like buying the latest and the bestest dog products on Amazon, go ahead, we’re doing the exact thing.
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