Looking for the strangest dog names around to use for your new dog? We’ve got you covered with some of the most unusual, bizarre or even funny dog names that are sure to get a smile, a laugh or some raised eyebrows out of you. These are names we found on the world wide web, on reddit, heard from friends or we were sent by our readers (or was it their dogs, trying to show just how far their owner went with this?). If you’re also a cat lover and/or would like to see some strange looking cats don’t forget to also check out our list of 16 weirdest cats out there!
Lord McPantsALot
Who would want to have a lord in the house, right?
Puberty
Can you just imagine it? You’re in the park and someone comes running to you and shouts: “I’ve lost my dog, have you seen my little Puberty 😂” At first it sounds like the dog is named Liberty but it turns out it is much weirder and funnier than that.
Chairman of the Board
The meeting is in session and there better be snacks. Woof!
Roo
This is mostly used in Australia and comes from “Kangaroo”. Better than if it started with a P I guess.
Monsieur Le Colonel Moustache
He probably likes to run around in the yard, snack all day long and definitely has a cool looking mustache.
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And wouldn’t you know it, it’s pronounced “Albin”) This name was first “used” in 1996 when some Swedish parents wanted to protest against naming laws in their country. The name was rejected by authorities but you can use it for your dog.
Governor Sleepy Fluffer Barker The Third
You might have voted for him at the last elections #fluffer4mayor
Arnold Schwarzendogger
Guess someone is a big Arnold Schwarzenegger fan. This is one trained dog, he must always come back, right?
Wehadababyitsaboy
What exactly are they trying to tell us here?
Mister Barkstone Likes to Snack
Well it’s good to have hobbies, amr?
Doc Von Yard Digger
So he likes tunnels. Who could blame him?
Felony
He’s going to get life for this (and a beautiful one at that, with his owners).
Sam Sung 51
Is this a mashup between a smartphone and Area 51?
Old Babushka
It would be funny to call a puppy this name. Babushka, where are you? Old Babushka are you hiding your bone again?
Smelly Farts Jr.
Pretty much describes the whole thing, doesn’t it?
El LoudBark Presidente
This dog is going places, that’s for sure!
Serial Snacker Cracker Joe
Poor Joe, can’t people just accept him as he is? Loud, proud and constantly eating. And we’re positively sure he must be a pug!
Tridogeratops
Well that’s a bit hard to pronounce! We wonder if he’s as big as a dinosaur or if the name is more referring to the fierce spirit of the dog?
Barkerovich Sleepsallday Millo
Sounds like a heavy sleeper that barks at everything when he’s awake
Beware Of Murderer
We’re hoping this dog is a Chihuahua.
Grandma’s Toaster
Grandma does love her toaster.
Fat Santa Barfed On The Lawn
Gets you in that warm, cuddly Christmas feel, doesn’t it?
Angus T. Brackencrack
What does the T stand for? Terrible? Terrific? Troublesome? TIRED?
Bone Fanatic The Fifth
That’s a long line of fanatics. Better keep your bones safe.
Sue Ellen 90210
A nice mix between Dallas and Beverly Hills 90210.
Fluffbottom Wiggly Jr.
We can almost see him walking proudly on his way to the park, paparazzi on his trail taking hundreds of shots to get that perfect one of his … assets.
Samuel Grouchy Scrooge
Must be a pretty cheerful fellow.
Ria Zoomies PooPoo Eater
Now there’s a mouthful. The question is: where does she poop?
Avada Kedavra
Definitely one of the weirdest dog names but hey, who are we to judge? Guess the owner is a big Harry Potter fan or maybe that whose name shall not be mentioned?
Cheese, Spaghetti and Anything Meaty
At least he knows what he likes #bringthemenu
Cory Head In The Cloud Mcginnis
Full-on Irish name fitted for that clumsy dog that can’t seem to dog properly.
World’s Most Atomic Farter
Ahem, this is for all the stinky boys out there. Pure breed or not, the atmosphere is definitely not a safe one.
Nose To The Ground Always Sniffin’ Jose
Police cop or not, NTGA Sniffin’ Jose sounds cool!
CONCLUSION
Dog names can be very weird and funny and why shouldn’t they be? Should we just stick to a boring name? If you enjoy it, yes. If not, maybe our list has helped. We hope you’ve enjoyed our list of the most unusual, strangest dog names. There’s bound to be one or two in here that you might enjoy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even use one of these for your own fluffball? If you have heard of other, interesting and strange dog names, do let us know in the comments.
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FAQ
What is the weirdest dog name?
We can’t be sure but here are some that would be a good fit for that title:
Peanut Wigglebutt
Sasha Biggiepotamus Fierce
Longdog Sebastian Poopster
Plus pretty much every other name on our list.
What are some unique dog names?
Check our list for cool ideas of strangest dog names and here are a few more, unique ones:
Malarkey
Bruce Lee Pool Lover
The Blubber Goblin
Help! He’s Eating Everything!
What is the rarest male dog name?
Hard to determine which name might be the rarest male or female dog name out there but we can sure have a guess at it.
Prentice
Tripp
Brock
Dodge
Klinker
Or maybe one we’ve already mentioned above, one that’s 3 or 4 words in length. We’re thinking the longer the name the more chances it has of being one of the rarest dog names around, no?
